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Old 05-09-2008, 01:25 PM
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You probably should have been there...also it's possible me and my girlfriend have an odd sense of humor that doesn't belong on these forums or anywhere for that matter.

My girlfriend and I were stoned when one of those annoying local TV ads come on...you know the kind with the bright yellow and black flashing backgrounds?

Usually they find every free sound effect that they can and crank that shit up to a million decibels....and the owner thinks it would be cute to put his kid on the damn thing while all the horns and buzzers and flashing lights are going off...fucking douche bags.

I turn to my girlfriend and say "These bitches need to get off of my TV...every time I see this ad it makes me want to piss my pants...except they KEEP showing it! So it's more of a bladder-infection situation..." Girlfriend: "They need to change their name to Bladder Infection Liquidation Warehouse."

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Old 05-13-2008, 12:23 AM
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I know the type of ads you mean ...

About a month ago, I was really stoned and watching [adult swim] when a commercial for some cleaning product came on. Kids spilled something on the carpet, and they got all excited and grabbed the product because it was fun to use. It pissed me off, and I called my friend up and ranted about it on her voicemail.

"Kids don't like cleaning!!! AND WHO THE FUCK HAS WHITE CARPET WHEN THEY HAVE THREE KIDS!?! Do these people NOT do market research? Who the FUCK do they think they're dealing with!?"

No preamble, no explanation, I just ranted and hung up. She still has it saved. XD
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