lol probably imitation..."the little cows drink it, so i should too", it would be interesting if they tried it on a bull too....and lived....
the first guy to smoke weed makes sense, "I burned that plant and got a good buzz and ate all the buffalo meat." I just want to know who was crazy enough to try milk for the first time. "I dare you to drink the next thing that comes out of that cow!"
"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints then I smoke two more!"
lol probably imitation..."the little cows drink it, so i should too", it would be interesting if they tried it on a bull too....and lived....
I only wish for peace, if this peace is Unattainable, I Stand for REVOLUTION!
I started wondering where the word "Shit" came from. Well I found out,
Back in the day, when we used sailing ships to transport everything we used to transport manure in gunny sacks. At first they were stored down inside the ship untill too many ship mates went down there with a cole lantern and ignited the methane and blew up the ship.
So They hung the sacks outside and marked the sacks S.H.I.T. SHIP HIGH IN TRANSIT
better than my idea would have been....S.H.I.T. Super Huge Indescribable Turd
I only wish for peace, if this peace is Unattainable, I Stand for REVOLUTION!
how did they turn the milk into cheese?
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haha this is a good thread , i think all this crap myself sometimes
Just think of the 1st person to sit looking at a big fat smelly cow or pig thinking food and then to rip its guts out and eat it must of been 1 hungry boy haha
Global warming gives you wings..Bring on the next evolution
what about the first person to think "hmmm i should shit in the corner, instead of letting it fall while i walk" i bet the other cavemen laughed at him...but he wasn't gonna be covered in shit anymore...he was classy
I only wish for peace, if this peace is Unattainable, I Stand for REVOLUTION!
the person who first looked at a wild horse running at 40 miles per hour across the frontier and said....you know i think i can train that thing to pull a plow across my fireld all day long, one crazy toked out mother fucker...thats probably how they thought of all this stuff. they just toked up and then the weed did all the work.
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Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.
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