Who Made Up Names?

lol probably imitation..."the little cows drink it, so i should too", it would be interesting if they tried it on a bull too....and lived....

I started wondering where the word "Shit" came from. Well I found out,

Back in the day, when we used sailing ships to transport everything we used to transport manure in gunny sacks. At first they were stored down inside the ship untill too many ship mates went down there with a cole lantern and ignited the methane and blew up the ship.

So They hung the sacks outside and marked the sacks S.H.I.T. SHIP HIGH IN TRANSIT

better than my idea would have been....S.H.I.T. Super Huge Indescribable Turd

how did they turn the milk into cheese?

haha this is a good thread , i think all this crap myself sometimes

Just think of the 1st person to sit looking at a big fat smelly cow or pig thinking food and then to rip its guts out and eat it must of been 1 hungry boy haha

what about the first person to think "hmmm i should shit in the corner, instead of letting it fall while i walk" i bet the other cavemen laughed at him...but he wasn't gonna be covered in shit anymore...he was classy

the person who first looked at a wild horse running at 40 miles per hour across the frontier and said....you know i think i can train that thing to pull a plow across my fireld all day long, one crazy toked out mother fucker...thats probably how they thought of all this stuff. they just toked up and then the weed did all the work.

Originally Posted by budman500013

the person who first looked at a wild horse running at 40 miles per hour across the frontier and said....you know i think i can train that thing to pull a plow across my fireld all day long.

haha Picture the 1st one trying to make that wild horse his transport