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  1. 09-17-2012, 07:51 PM #1
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    Default How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?

    Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. You know why? ...oh wow you mean the light bulb is out?



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  2. 09-18-2012, 10:54 PM #2
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    The first one, I saw somewhere and the answer was 'I dunno.. I forgot.'

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  3. 09-19-2012, 09:47 AM #3
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    Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: i don't hard but it's too stoned to be around lcd without being a smartass.
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  4. 09-20-2012, 06:36 PM #4
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    None I'm too stoned for that pilgrims
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  5. 09-20-2012, 06:50 PM #5
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    don't quit your day job.
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  7. 09-24-2012, 10:44 PM #7
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    What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

    I cried when I cut up the onion.
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  8. 10-26-2012, 01:58 AM #8
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    about 420, give or take
    Its such a triumph of fear and ignorance over fact and logic, that the drug that kills nobody...... Is the illegal one!!
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