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  1. 07-31-2012, 03:53 PM #1
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    A man is in line at walmart checkout. He's got a 55 lb bag of purina on his shoulders. The cashier asked him if he had a dog. The man replied no. She asked then why do you have dog food. The man replied I'm on the purina diet. She asked Isn't that dangerous. THe man replied no what you do is put some in your pocket and when you get hungry you eat some. She asked if it really worked. The man replied yea the first time I tried it I lost 50 pounds and woke up in the hospital with tubes running out of me. She gasped what happend? He replied I was in the middle of the street licking my balls and got hit by a car!
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    Damn son I wasn't as high as I needed to be. Thanks for trying
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    lol,thats fuckin funny
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