two prostitues were talking,
"I got picked up by the fuzz yesterday"
"That's nothing said the other last week I got swung around by the tits."
The seat fell off my boat - Team GB
I apologize for my incessant rambling, but if you are patient there is inner hidden wisdom in most of my posts...Like playing literary "Where's Waldo."--------------- See, it's fun!
the chicken said to the prostitute cock a doodle doo, the prostitute said to the chicken any cockle doo.
This guy is on vacation walkin on the beach see's a girl with no arms or legs on the beach crying and asks y, she said she had never been kissed, so he said ok and he kissed her, then as he turns to leave she begins cryin again so he asks again and she says well, I've never been fucked either, so again he says ok turns to her, picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says Now ur Fucked!!!!!
so my wife tells me you need to be more intemate, so i get me THREE girlfriends
Last edited by COCOGRIFO; 06-25-2012 at 04:21 PM.
i got married by a judge, fuck should of asked flor a jury
the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday, is to florget it once
how do most men define marriage? a very expensive way to get your laundry done flor free
a good wife always florgives her husband, when she's wrong
Here is an old one. This guy's wife says she isn't satisfied in bed so his buddy tells him try it like the chinese do, the start then stop and go and contemplate the moon or write a hiku, the go at it again then stop and go smoke or sumptin. Anyways the guy goes home to give it a try that night, so him and the wife r goin at it then he stops get up and goes to smoke a cig and comes back does the same thing again, then finally after doin it again as he goes to get up his wife looks at him and says WTF ur doin it like a goddamn chinamen.
Throw one more in here, this guy is in an elevator the doors open up and this chick gets in, doors close. The guy starts sniffin around like he smells sumptin, then he looks at the girl and ask her "Excuse me but would u mind if I smelled ur feet?" and the girl shocked says "WTF, no u can't smell my feet, perv!!", so the man in response turns away from her and say "Ok, it must be ur pussy then."
Last edited by dvs1038; 06-27-2012 at 04:56 PM.