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    A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland."

    To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says "Yes...anything!" With that, the man says "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does.

    He then says, "Get on your knees." She does.

    He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does.

    He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.

    The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?".
    "There is nothing new under the sun".

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    Lol...that's some funny shit but the truth is I have yet to find a Polska who isn't a pro/freak in tha sheets. If u want good sex...Polish women will not let u down!

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    good one.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilovebush View Post
    Lol...that's some funny shit but the truth is I have yet to find a Polska who isn't a pro/freak in tha sheets. If u want good sex...Polish women will not let u down!
    Boy you aint shittin there brother,ive.been to a few other countrys & have had encounters with quite a few different nationality women & polish women are no joke in the sack.

    If i wouldnt of married a Lebbaneese woman im sure i woulda ended up with a pole, check or russian,i love non american women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panhead View Post
    Boy you aint shittin there brother,ive.been to a few other countrys & have had encounters with quite a few different nationality women & polish women are no joke in the sack.

    If i wouldnt of married a Lebbaneese woman im sure i woulda ended up with a pole, check or russian,i love non american women.
    I used to have a cleaning service for the house, all Polish women(and most didn't speak English)...unfortunately had to cancel them there after the growing began.
    "There is nothing new under the sun".

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    hahaha dumb blondes....
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    they get the snickelfritz.

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