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    Default Constipated Horse

    Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."

    The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there."

    Farmer Gossman comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

    The vet says, "What happened?"

    Farmer Gossman says, "The horse blew first."
    "There is nothing new under the sun".

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    ugghhh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcuttDync View Post
    Looks like Starmill and I are on the same page for the Preakness. I'lltake Bodemeister and I'll Have Another for l and 2, but I'll box them, inthis race. #3 puzzles me between Creative Cause and Went the Day Well but I'll stick with my KD pick, Creative Cause. May the best horsethis day win
    Creative Constipated Cause....sounds like a winner!
    "There is nothing new under the sun".

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazey grapes View Post
    my personality, if you REALLY understood what you're talking about is WHY i have a stratospheric quotient of intelligence and all of that effluent flatulence. part of my genius type personality is going against the flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Stickyfingers View Post
    Oh man, lol...that's just wrong!.
    "There is nothing new under the sun".

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    i thought her hair looked like a pile of shit before

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