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    Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help.

    "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

    His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask you sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you have learned."

    Little Johnny is puzzled but decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone would give you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

    His mother looks around shyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

    Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

    His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"

    Little Johnny goes back to his father who asks, "Well, what did you learn?"

    Little Johnny says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY, we're sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY, we're living with a couple of whores."
    "There is nothing new under the sun".

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    LMFAO thats funny stuff

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    Lol. . . . .

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    hahaha,omg thats funny!
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