The Widow

A widow who owned a very large ranch was overwhelmed with the amount of work to perform, so she placed a help wanted ad in the local paper. Only 2 people responded, one was a drunk and the other was a gay guy. Figuring that the gay guy was safer to have around the house than the drunk, she hired him.

After several months, things were going extremely well around the ranch and her new employee was performing flawlessly. One Saturday, she suggested that he take the night off and go into town.
Later that evening, upon opening the front door...he found the widow sitting by the lit fireplace holding a glass of wine. The widow looked up at him and said:

"I would like for you to take off my shoes". Although feeling somewhat uncomfortable, the gay man complied. She then said, I would like for you to unbutton my blouse and take it off. Now the gay man is getting nervous, but he complied as he was in her employment. The widow then said, "take off my bra and panties". With trembling fingers, he removed her bra and panties.

The widow then looked up at him and said:
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!".

Originally Posted by Tuxedotokerrr

Hahahaha, jeez. Good one!

lol, I'm running out of material.