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11-06-2007, 04:51 PM

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Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?
A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

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11-06-2007, 04:59 PM

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here's a haiku i was just inspired to compose:

ah-ahem...

i love pot
my fucking grow sucks
thumbs in ass

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11-11-2007, 01:46 AM

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So a penguin takes his car to the mechanic. the mechanic tells him it'll be about an hour. so the penguin goes for a walk. he gets an ice cream cone cuz it's hot and he's fucking penguin. anyway he gets the the ice cream all over his face cuz he has no hands. he goes back to the shop and the mechanic says, "looks like you blew a seal" and the penguins says, "no it's just ice cream"

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11-12-2007, 01:13 PM

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hahahahahahaa

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11-12-2007, 02:05 PM

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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11-12-2007, 02:12 PM

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Is the wheely bin joke really old?

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id fuck that if it was possible...and id still smoke it afterwards

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