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Old 11-06-2007, 05:51 PM
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Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:59 PM
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Old 11-11-2007, 02:46 AM
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So a penguin takes his car to the mechanic. the mechanic tells him it'll be about an hour. so the penguin goes for a walk. he gets an ice cream cone cuz it's hot and he's fucking penguin. anyway he gets the the ice cream all over his face cuz he has no hands. he goes back to the shop and the mechanic says, "looks like you blew a seal" and the penguins says, "no it's just ice cream"
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:13 PM
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Old 11-12-2007, 03:05 PM
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