i rolled a beautiful joint my first time, looked like a store bought cigarette.. i smoked it with 2 friends in the middle of some woods and didnt feel shit

but then i discovered gravity bongs!!!

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Ah my first joint its like a Golden Classic of my life I kept losing balance laughing at litterally nothing time shifted it was fuckin wicked as I hit the ground I would watch myself fall back in my mind and it was just crazy

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first jointed was a angel in disguise

looked like shit but god did it make me super high

for 3 hours i thought i was at a funeral

LOL man I smoked this weed once and none of my friends got high but me it sent me into a whole new world of stonedness I was sitting in science class just zoning out and we had to wear protective glasses so everyone could see how red my eyes were at 1 in the afternoon hahaha

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and youre sitting stoned as motherfucker a with the joint and thinking "what the fuck did i do that these fucks didnt do"..i dunno, ive never gotten as high as that one sesh

it wasnt scary at all..just absolutely euphoric

got sum BOMB hash from the club....
good shit i rolled it in a long string and put it in the joint.. soooooooo goood.

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first thing I ever smoked was some stress.. smoked in the homies garage and felt like I was underwater, I could feel all my hairs moving lmao. and everything looked like I was watchin tv or somethin.. like I my mind was behind me a couple feet.. IDK lol

first join I ever rolled was a piece of shit, it was pregnant and the babies just kept fallin out lol, was blazin up in the attic of some barn..
but now im pro-roller, I never seen someone roll a blunt as straight as me, yet...

Well if the blunt was as straight as you it'd be pickin up dudes from the tool shed haha jk jk

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Me and me mates went down to a primary (elementary) school which was closed down. They all got mashed and I got nothing off it. My initial impressions of weed were negative.

-Dev

lmao i coulda worded that better