What's the worst thing about eating vegtables?

Putting them back in their wheelchairs when you're finished....

I know how wrong this is but it's freak'n funny....

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Well I'm not sure if that's the best joke to post on a website where many of the members are disabled in various ways.

It's a joke and it was told to me by a very good friend who is a paraplegic. No offence intended........

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I am familiar with the state of vegging out heh.

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Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like no one's watching...


Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

You screwed it up though, its an old joke, and you ask what the hardest part of a cabbage is? The wheelchair. Old.

Whats grey sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss.

Whats blue and fucks grannies.

What do you do if an epilectic has a fit in your bath.

ummm oooook.... reads better my way. but, who really cares

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby??
I dont have a ferrari my garage...

Why did the Baker get shit on his hands?

Because he kneaded a Pooh!

what does Walmart and Michel Jackson have in commen?





they both have boys pants 1/2 off

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"They must find it difficult...Those who have taken authority as the truth, rather than the truth as authority"

Knock Knock?

Whos There?


Little Boy Blue



Little Boy blue Who?




Michel jackson

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