ok so a longgg ass time ago when I was just thinkin about trying weed, my friend got some. Well she ended up just givng me the stash we went half n half on, so me and another buddy where gonna smoke it. Well It came to be like eleven when we realized the stupidest thing ever: we didn't have a fuckin peice or a lighter, and back then I was too stupid to make a bong, can, apple, or a vape. So guess what my dumbass did? I ate it. In a turkey sandwhich (despite my buddy telling me it wouldn't work) no cannabutter, nuthin. Just a dime on a sandwhich. Please note this was before I ever smoked or knew anything, I promise I'm not that fuckin dumb anymore. Anyway, u know placebo affect, I thought I was high and was laughing at everything. Worst mistake ever. I wish I could go back in time and get that stash back.

Anything any of u ever did with weed that u totally regret?

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I got some coconut flaked cadbury chocolate, melted shitloads of nice bud in it... because i melted down the shitty block chocolate it tasted like shit... ended up chucking it... never use good bud for cooking again lol

when I was younger a friend and I went to the river and he jumped in with the weed lol so any way we split up what was left probably an eighth each and ate it but really though it sucked and kinda burned my mouth but that's what you get when you're drunk as fuck

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I have the urge to drink another fif and let shredded cheese melt all over my hairy chest cuz I'm hawt awwwwooo.

Party animal...

i remember about 2 yrs ago i left a half oz bag of weed sitting on the kitchen table ( the kitchen had carpet, itll b clear soon) i rolled a j left the open bag on the table n decided i wanted to endulge in a dump/joint... 14 glorious minutes passed and i was done both. i was all happy n stoned walkin back in the kitchen.... i open the door n to my horror i see my cat puddy batting the bag around the place like theres no 2mro!!! weed was scattered all over the carpet ( that was destroyed in cat/dog hair/10yrs of abuse ) and there was sweet fuck all on the table not even enough for a 50bag.... i ran the cat n tried to salvage weed off the floor... in vein . all had been lost ... as punishment he got no wet food for 2 days only the dry biscuts . he was not amused lol

jesus fuck what I did thats terrible

I feel for ya.

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Everyting I say on here is fake. In my spare time I created a stoner charachter named Marty James, and I continue his existence in my posts. "Everytime I plant a seed, he'd say kill them before they grow"

you probably were kinda high. That wasn't a placebo effect

maybe like the equivalent of crushing up and smoking seeds (did once cuz a buddy said it would work, dont reccomend.) Just giggles.

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Everyting I say on here is fake. In my spare time I created a stoner charachter named Marty James, and I continue his existence in my posts. "Everytime I plant a seed, he'd say kill them before they grow"

U were likely high if it was ur 1st time. Eating weed is eating weed. I only can think of one. I was 16 (1957) I had my bong (water bong then lol) it was awesome my cousin made it for me and it was a glass dolphin with a pull bowl for a blow hole very rare very elaborate very expensive piece. I loaded up my very first homegrow nug ever took a fat hit and almost blacked out and dropped the bong all over the garage. Freaked me out so I set it down and stepped out back for a smoke. About 5 minutes later my dad comes walkin out back..." Hey dad" FUCKIN SMACKKK!!!! And again!!!!! I'm like wtf dude wtf and thought oh shit .the bong is right in front of him so when he opened the garage it was the first thing he saw. Well... Turns out after breaking the bong (wasn't supposed to smoke) I grabbed the wrong bag(his not mine had no idea he smoked) but upon seeing my homegrown (schwag now but then it was tops) he forgave the mistake took my bud took 3 tokes handed it back told me "good job I'm fucked" I smoked with the old man on the back porch everyday til he passed in 97. 3 years after this event my cousin (more like a brother) was killed serving for the westminster p.d.... I wish everyday I had that bong back as rememberance but am glad I don't as its demise molded and solidified a relationship me and my father could never have had otherwise... Amazing how such a loss can be such a monumental gain eh? I'm sad now. Time to grab the oil

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DIYgrow:http://www.rollitup.org/grow-journal...ml#post3356573 i put a little jim beam in my res and next thing you know there is a male plant beating on a female and 2 clones were fucking

wow thats heavy shit man. rip ur cousin and that bong (but more ur cousin)

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Everyting I say on here is fake. In my spare time I created a stoner charachter named Marty James, and I continue his existence in my posts. "Everytime I plant a seed, he'd say kill them before they grow"