so im sittin on the couch today, rolling a j smoking with about 4 of my college buddys, and 3 jahova witness' knock on the door, instead of turning off the lights and being really quite untill they leave as usual, i decided to fuck around with them a little bit, first thing out of one of there mouths was, have you heard about our savior, jesus christ, how could i resist but to go along with this, in reply i said, yes, but the question i have for you is, have you heard of my savior, the eternial damned lucifer? it was kinda corny for me to say so i didnt think they would take me serious and would just walk away, but one dude dropped his little mini bibles and started praying and speaking in tounges, so i just said, shamanhia, shamanhana, and closed the door and continued with my toking

im a nudist, so i answer my door nude, and say im not interested

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In the quest for the test to fulfill an achievement, everybody's only loaded just to shoot themselves, when the fact of the matter is they just don't care, to extend a helping hand to anyone else

lol i just blow weed smoke at them and they leave

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sippin drank,and blowin kill

if i would have thought about it at the time, i woked have asked them if they wanted a hit, you know you gotta be high to have the balls to knock on ppls doors that hate you lol

naw u see my avatar i would come out with that one lol

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sippin drank,and blowin kill

i accually had a gas mask on one time when the police came to my house to bust up a party, talk about a sticky situation lol


by the way, not like im just a idoit and left the mask on cause i knew it was the cops, someone knocked on the door and my buddy answered it, turned out to be the kentuck state police

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Yes, and Once every so many months when I run low, I print these flyers I have a pdf of.
I won't get into detail, but the flyers are titled. : So, you've renounced your god. Then in big bold letters underneath it ;'Atheism: Light beyond the Illusions.

They always get proper pissed, and I laugh my ass off almost every time. Priceless.

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You see things; and you say 'why?' - I dream things that never were: and I say 'Why not?'

Reincarnation - A bunch of amnesic parasitic ghosts trying to reach enlightenment.

dont you hate how they knock on your door like theyre the 5-0 lol

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I love to remind them that according to their beliefs only 144,000 ppl get to go to heaven, then i ask them why the heck they keep trying to recruit more ppl and ruin their already minimal chances of getting there. that usually holds them off for a while.

thats one of the facts that makes me glad im agnostic lol

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