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Old 11-06-2009, 11:52 PM
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back when i was on drugs real bad i had one come to my door. i washigh on coke and meth and had religious nutjobs talking to me through the door telling me"i know your there". reaked me the fuck out. glad i dont do drugs anymore.
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I've had them at my door many times, but I don't remember them being high.
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back when i was on drugs real bad i had one come to my door. i washigh on coke and meth and had religious nutjobs talking to me through the door telling me"i know your there". reaked me the fuck out. glad i dont do drugs anymore.

lol i couldnt help but imagine myself in the same situation!! that'd be one helluva trip hahaha
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so im sittin on the couch today, rolling a j smoking with about 4 of my college buddys, and 3 jahova witness' knock on the door, instead of turning off the lights and being really quite untill they leave as usual, i decided to fuck around with them a little bit, first thing out of one of there mouths was, have you heard about our savior, jesus christ, how could i resist but to go along with this, in reply i said, yes, but the question i have for you is, have you heard of my savior, the eternial damned lucifer? it was kinda corny for me to say so i didnt think they would take me serious and would just walk away, but one dude dropped his little mini bibles and started praying and speaking in tounges, so i just said, shamanhia, shamanhana, and closed the door and continued with my toking
I remember those days, I told them everyone on my road worshiped satan and good luck.
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So, back a few years still living with my parents in highschool. My parents went out, and as usual I had the house to myself, so I decide it's time to roll a fat joint, and of course smoke it. I step outside to smoke it (parents are outdoor smokers so I respect that). After I'm done I decide I want a cigarette, smoke that too. So I go back inside and within 10 minutes I hear knocking on my door, I turn up my music, I believe it was God Hates us All by Slayer, it was johova witnesses, they didn't like the music, they start reciting lines out of the bible, I'm sitting there just laughing on my stairs, they realise it's pointless and toss me a mini bible and say may the lord have mercy on your soul. I wave good bye and just say, Thanks! with a big stupid grin on my face. I don't think they've ever came back : D
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Lol my boss is a J. witness and he drinks a hell of a lot of beer for anybody, not to mention for someone whose not allowed to consume alcohol. The endless bible quoting kills me at work. Its horrible. I've turned down 3 invitations to dinner, and I love food and talking over dinner! I just can't take the bible quoting
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i know a kid who was trippin on mescaline when they knocked on his door... he answered and long story short they convinced him to become a mormon. the next day he threw out all his drugs, bongs, pipes, everything. changed his clothes to a blue suit and tie and now hes a full blown mormon.

dont answer the door while your trippin.
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i know a kid who was trippin on mescaline when they knocked on his door... he answered and long story short they convinced him to become a mormon. the next day he threw out all his drugs, bongs, pipes, everything. changed his clothes to a blue suit and tie and now hes a full blown mormon.

dont answer the door while your trippin.
shit, how funny!
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