Whats the number one most used word in the world?

give up?

its ear.

(friends will all bitch and tell you its not)

* proceed to inhale deeply and pass the blunt and while holding in smoke say...*

eeearrr
enjoy!

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some bubble gum and NL

haha thats so not funny but i happen to like unfunny jokes so ill use it thanks

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i know a few people who would enjoy this type of humour

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staring into the psylocybic shit-abyss

Thats the worst joke I've heard in a long time!!!!

I love it!

Hoax

Two old stoned hippies, BrickTop and Roseman are sitting on the small boat pier, at the Okeefanokee swamp in Florida, sharing one of BrickTops's home grown Joints. They;'re stoned to teh bone and just sitting there grinning. They both have removed their shoes and are dangling their feet in the warm swampy water. Then BrickTop rolls a 2nd Joint, and a 3rd joint and they smoke them all up to a tiny roach.
After about a hour of silence and just taking the view in, Roseman turns to BrickTop and says:
Hay, Man, one of these damned aligators just bite my leg off"!!!
BrickTop replies "which one?"
to which Roseman answers: "Hell, I don't know, all of these aligators look alike to me"~!!!!

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One time there was this monkey, in the jungle, up in a tree, smoking a joint, getting wasted.

Down on the ground below, a lizzard, a good sized lizzard about 18 inches long, walks by and smells the smoke. He looks up and sees the money smoking a J and says

"Hey, you up there, Monkey, I wish I could hit that joint with you".

Being a cool dude and friendly and very very high, the monkey replies

"well, sure, Lizzard, can you climb this tree and get up here?"
and the lizzard says
"Yes, I am on my way up" and the lizzard climbs the tree and finishes the joint with the monkey.

Then the monkey says
" Hey, Lizzard, do you want to smoke another one?" and the lizzard says
"yea, sure, but I got cotton mouth so bad I can barely talk. Is there any water around here?"
Monkey says "yea, sure, right on the other side of those trees is a big river full of water, go get yourself a drink and hurry back and I'll have one rolled and ready when you get back" .
So the lizzard finds his way to the river, but being so stoned, he slips and falls in at the edge.
"HELP, Help" the lizzard cries, "Save me, I am drowning and I can not swim" !

About that time a ten foot long alligator swims by and yells
"Hold on little cousin, I'll save you" and the alligator swims up to the lizzard, lifts him up on his nose and carries him to the river bank and lets him go on to the land.
The lizzard says "Oh thank you, thank you cousin, I was so stoned from smoking some good reefer that I slipped and fell in the river".
The alligator says "Cousin, I wish I could smoke some good reefer too"
and the lizzard replies
"There is a very friendly monkey up in a tree with a bag full of some killer weed, on the other side of those trees. Just follow the smell, find the monkey and ask him. he's friendly and will gladly share. I'm too stoned to smoke any more".
So the alligator follows his nose to the other side of the trees, smells the smoke, looks up, and yells
"Hey, Monkey, wait, let me hit that joint with you"
the Monkey looks down and says

" Good God Lizzard, how much water did you drink? " !!!!!!!

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Bump, bump

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does anyone here have a henweigh?

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What's a Henweigh, DoubleOverhead?

*pauses for corny reply*

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I do not smoke, nor do I grow, marijuana. It's illegal. Everything I do or say is a lie. Including this.

about 6 lbs

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