Way too much...

i watched this kid freak out on salvia the other night, that was funny shit. he put his arms up in the air like a cactus and stated making this possessed shriek that sounded like a turkey and kind of shaking his whole body, he did this even after he fell out of his chair. he was doing this for 10 whole mins while i laughed harder than i ever have in my life

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Reefer Madness or anything anti-drug related.

i just pictured this and lmao.

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I was stoned while my wife, she was looking for the cordless phone and couldn't find it so she pushes the page button on the base, the phone starts beeping on the back of the couch. Then she goes over there and answers the phone like someone called. That was funny as hell.

hahahaha
I got a good laugh from that.

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Someone told me that if you drink bong water you get high.

I told them I think thats pretty dumb to me.

So I said butter is thc soluble so put butter in bong smoke a good amount and make some brownies.

Later he was pretty sick from these brownies

An extenze infomercial at like 4am. I was in vegas playing with my band for the weekend and had a great night. My friend and I ended up in one of the like cabana things or whatever in downtown vegas at the plaza. We smoked like 3 grams because it was our last night and everything we had left. We sat there watching the infomercial and laughing. It's like every question the guy asked the three girls played their parts perfectly. Girl one was a slut and into everything the guy said. Girl 2 was all prude and had never tried anything the guy asked about. Girl number 3 would always just pick randomly between girl 1 and 2 and agree because she was prude but very curios.

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I got an uncontrolable case of the giggles in the middle of easter church service, along with my brother who shared the 2 bowls of diesel with me. my mom(friends with pastor) was pissed, everyone was lookings cause i could'nt stop...haha probably had to be there ...i'mBAKED

One of the most memorable moments for me was when me and my friend smoked at my house and then decided we were hungry. there was no food in the house so we go to the store and get some food and continue to eat at the park that was right next to the store. We decide once we finish we want to smoke some more. We leave the park in a good mood for another bowl. About half an hour later we realized we had left my friends bike at the park in the open. When we got back he couldn't find it because he was too stoned. I was laughing at him the entire time.