Lets hear abunch of great jokes! everyone loves jokes!
ill start

There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

lol

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OK, two guys were smoking a blunt and...FUCK!!! I forgot...my bad!!!

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Herb

"I'm sorry for seeming a little crazy. I kinda hurt my hand; the doctor gave me a bunch of steroids that got me all fucking crazy, and then I smoked a bunch of fucking pot, and that got me REALLY fucking crazy! Here's a song about getting HIIIIIIIGH." ~ Dave Matthews

Twos toners were trying to hitch hike. After standing for a long time with cars passing them by, one car noticed them and hits the breaks but comes to a halt 10 feet after. The first guy turns to the other and says: "Damn man! he stopped where we wanted to go"

A stoned taxi driver stops to pick up a client, who gets in the car and asks him to drive to the airport and to step on it. 10 minutes later, the client notices that the driver is going in the wrong direction and asks:"are you sure you took the right road?" the driver turns around with horror in his eyes and says:"Who are you?"

Hahahaha niice one

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3 girls go to the doctors office the first goes in and come out "ahhh yeah i havin a boy cause i was ontop".. the second girl goes in comes out" im havin a girl cause i was on bottom" the third girl starts crying her eyes out " oh no im havin puppies cause i did it doggy style"..... ha ha ha i love that one i know its old but i love it...

ou ou wanna hear a dirty joke????? ...... ok ok get this... a white horse(lol this is a good one) ok ok... a white horse... fell in a mudd puddle..lol...

i will make an attempt to come up with my own original joke..

ok, two stoners are walking down the street and one of them says "lets BLAAAAAAZE DIS BLUNT!" (oh ya they are wiggers too..) so one of them pulls out a skimpy blunt and a lighter and begins to light it.. but oh fuck.. a cop pulls up and they get so scared that they hide under a car with the blunt still in ones mouth, the cop says "hey boys, i think i know what ur problem is.. some hoodlums must have poured skunk piss in your radiator! but we got him!" and in the backseat is an old crackhead with a dead skunk for a hat!

oh well im not very funny off the top of my head..

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H3ADED = Halo 3 All Day Every DAY!

lol.. dirrrttyyy..

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H3ADED = Halo 3 All Day Every DAY!

i used this one the other day on a different thread. but here it is again:

why do rednecks do it doggystyle?







so they can both watch nascar.

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