a trucker drives his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and starts down the other side when he notices a man and a woman making love in the center of the road. He blows his horn several times, but they don't budge. He slams on his brakes and stops just inches from them.

Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walks to the couple, still in the road, and yells, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!"

The man on the highway looks up and says, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."

HAHAHAHA YES!!! that was primo bro primo LOL

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Come on guys! keep em comin! We should probably make a poll on the best joke. Here goes another one: two prostitutes riding the lift. One of them says: yuck! smells like sperm. The other says: sorry! I burped.

Good one bro, lol

AWESOME! I like this joke. I can see chong turning around after taking some peote and saying something like that.

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Heres my attempt at a original joke.

Ok so this salmon traveled on thousand miles up raging currents, rapid rapids, and small water falls. As it pumps through a calm pool it has a sense of releif, reflecting on the journey with a stride of confidence. It than pumps vigoously to get speed to launch up the next waterfall. As it soars it spots its landing stroking back and forth to keep balanced. All of a sudden 2 inch spears Rip through its body popping its organs and squeezing it like a vice. Right after its nuts Burst, its snapped in half.

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LOL did you just make that up i made me laugh cuz i could picture it

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I did I was watching a salmon special on the Discovery channel and i when i saw these salmon get chomped by a grizly after traveling so far, i was like now thats a joke!

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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

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A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room.
"What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I guess she choked."