I bet kids get bored with crayawns.

lol, the blonde joke si funny as fuck. Nice to see a clean joke tonight.

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I spell fyne!

A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the
wife says,
'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast
table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked
as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's revive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal

idk y i cracked up just by reading this its so random lol

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They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue......
.....Anal?

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i feel anal is gr8 when u fuck a bitch.. how about you?

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a man sits in a bar and orders a drink, a blonde female sits beside him, she begins to run her hand up the mans leg, the man turns to the women and realizes its not some hot blonde its a tranny, she/he looks at him and whispers "it could be our little secret" the man jumps up and says "first off its not a small secret and second it doesn't want to come out and play" the tranny looking confused replies" what do you mean its not a small secret?"
the man smirks at the tranny and replies "My dick idoit, i named it secret. you know why?" Tranny: "Why?" The man replys " Secret.. Strong enough for a man, made for a women. Now fuck off"


i made this joke up just now, hope all yall like it.
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