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Old 06-29-2009, 02:26 AM
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
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Old 06-29-2009, 05:04 AM
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LOL....Dayum!
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Lmao funny stuff
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Old 07-01-2009, 08:35 PM
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Haha that was real funny, thanks for that. Got anymore?
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:57 PM
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lol that one was my favorite
but i got some more
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lmfao! Fo Sho
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ugh, thats the worst way to find out your daughter gets down, to have the smell shoved up your nose
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Hehehehehe funny shit bro
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what's scary is that the father knows what his daughter poutine smells like
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