there are so many posts on here with crazy stories, and i wana hear them all, wether they were funny, sad, weird, or close to getting busted!

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I have 2 stories of me getting popped by the police...but i might end up going off on a tangent on how fucking ignorant and stupid they really are . oh well too late.
But there was one close call me and a buddy had while driving. I saw a checkpoint in the distance..so i immediately pulled the wrapper off of the car freshener, squirted in clear-eyes, and rolled down all the windows to un-fog my car, all in like 15 seconds. I hid the herb and utensils of toking. I think the car freshener saved us, it's so strong, the cops checked my license and said 'Have a good night.' I drove off, heart beating out of my fucking chest.

Then another one was when i got pulled over for street racing with a Honda prelude. Yea, the cop ignored the prelude, and pulled me over. Didnt have time to hide shit properly, the ganja was under my seat, and bowl in my pocket.
My luck kicked in, because the Officer just lectured me on the dangers of street racing for 2 minutes, and let me go with a warning. Rofl. i was like wow......... but yea, i beat that prelude anyways. We were going 70 on a 40mph road. ownt.

those were 2 of my close calls.

lol, fair enough. i have no decent stories, they usually involve me playing poker, eating and going to bed. fun fun fun.

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head wrecked banned for 4 years from driving, garda found a ciggerette butt with the tabbacco sprinkled out of it and they start sayin ah you smoke i was like no i dont next of all they say you have 2 choices you can be arrested and take a drug test or just go take 1 under my own will so i did and then 2 weeks later i was stopped again for the same thing in a different county and i waited for 6 weeks for the 2 tests to come back. 1 clean, 1 negative and then i was brought to court i said this to the judge he said to me it takes 30 days to get cannabis out of your system i was like this is a joke i wasnt under the influence next of all 4 year ban 400 euro fine 4 months to pay....and i have the 2 drug test forms incase any1 calls bs... all i have to say to them now is i hope you can whistle ya aint gettin shit from me..... so in general sad story...

spliffbazz

damn man, that sucks...
i would pay tho, ull end up in jail otherwise, and u won be able to go to america or austrailia

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I no i should pay but the hell with that cause the judge said to me cannabis takes 30 days to get out of your system so that means i would have to have smoked 15 days before i got stopped the first time. and with the amount of weed im gonna grow and trade for cash il buy my own plane too fly those places and i seen a plane few weeks ago with nothing wrong with it for 3 and a half k ...quicksale... and from what ive been told by a good few people most of the prisons are full enough and even if it came down to it id only do 1 r 2 days inside so il do the time..... im unemployed.... FTP

spliffbazz

When I was 16 me and my friend were trick or treating high and like 15 minutes into it we knocked on some redneck lady's door. She opens it and we say "trick or treat" and all that shit, she grabs a couple starburst and throws them in our bag and we thought she was done. She turns around, grabs her cat and puts it in my friend's bag and closed the door. Me and my friend laughed for like 10 minutes straight and went to 2 more houses before going home.

Me and friend were walking through his neighborhood high as all hell and we saw a dog sitting on a porch sitting way to still for way too long to be real so we figure its stuffed. So we decided we would steal it for my friends room "like that f*cking stuffed dog on Scrubs man" i say, so as we approach the the fence the "stuffed dog" turns its head and looks at me dead in the eye. We jumped so hard and ran about 10 feet and laughed for a good minute.

wow trick or treating and they give you a cat? dude if you were my friend i would still be laughing about that

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i shit myself working on the docks right outside a restaraunt. trail led to the bathroom. long story short everyone in the restaraunt and docks knew and i was the butt of jokes for a long time i was 19

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