I think about two years ago on 420, i was at a friends and we all had two blunts each. we smoked one and then about 45 minutes later we all smoked another. I had my roommate with me and we were starving so we called a pizza frome Big Louis to be picked up. I told him i couldnt drive but he said he could... probably not the best idea but....anyway we make it to the pizza place and i just handed him my wallet because i didnt want to move, he goes in for what seemed like forever then comes out opens my door and sets down 4 pizza's and a box of cheasy bread.
I guess people had called in and not picked up their pizzas earlier and they mest up on someone else's pizza and they just asked if he wanted to take them all home because they would just through them away. It was a perfect end to that 420, i couldnt stop laughing at how much pizza just two of us ended up with.

Great story slurms. The first time I smoked it was an old ass roach with probably only a little thc in it. I felt a little different but not much so I figured all weed was like that and maybe I had a high tolerance. I WAS SO FUCKING WRONG! My friend came with some fucking left a eigth of Bin Laden on my porch about a week later and me and another friend smoked it and I smoked like a dime worth because I figured it wasn't going to do shit like the other weed I had smoked. About 10 minutes in I was like "Ok, this is about what I expected". Then at about 15 minutes I was thinking "This is a little stronger, but what the fuck ever". Then, finally, after about 20 minutes I was so high I forgot how to talk. I thought I would literally never be able to talk again. Scared the fuck out of me. I would open my mouth, but words just wouldn't form. After I came down I was like wow, that was crazy. Where is some more weed?

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That one time I smoked a blunt of Blueberry (my first "good weed"), ate some mushrooms, drank a couple beers while waiting for the 'shoom peak, and cleared a huge bong hit of salvia with nitrous. True story.

Smoked 37 bowls out of a pipe and didn't realize it till the next day when my friend woke me up outside his front house on the lawn. ahh the good times when I was an amateur, still don't know why we smoked 37 bowls

We had probably a half ounce of my first good skunky purchase on Halloween this year. A bunch of us were together on the back porch, but we'd sectioned ourselves around different utensils. There was a group with a gas mask, tears streaming down their cheeks, another group with a grav bong, and a third with an acrylic bong packed with ice. We all went inside half an hour later to play Rock Band...somehow, we wound up eating cereal out of a mixing bowl with THIS SPOON. And I probably opened six or seven sodas that night, didn't finish any of 'em. I kept setting them down and completely forgetting I had even opened one.

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just the other day i was having some cones out of my bong on like a 40 degree day and i was sweating so much i just passed out. Dehydration....

ive been the highest i ever been multiple times... haha with my same friend.... my eyes were soo red there was not a spec of white.. i looked like the devil like a solid RED... never seen anyone elses eyes so red before.. anyone else's eyes ever get that red? like completely red?

I smoked some bud with pcp once and got into a fight with 4 mexicans at a wendy's. The managers and employees were just watching waiting for the cops. when they got there they tazed me to get me off them lol but i didn't get charged because i told them "these meth mouthed mother fuckers were lookin at me" they searched us all and found all kinds of shit on them lol. I never did anything but weed after that night.

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That is fukkin funny...........ahhhhhhhahahahahaha!!!!!!

Last month i was cruzzing around with four buddies and we were sick of all of our toke spots so we went to the beach and found the small 5 foot by 5 foot cave that was soo sick and went from an oz to 20g in 2 hours and headed to Taco Bell where i spent $13 bucks on 3 crunch wrap supremes, 3 soft tacos, 3 crunchy tacos, 2 large baja blasts.
I also got 3 Bucks in change to use on the stupid coin game at taco bell and lost all of it haha.

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