The following is an email that i recieved claiming to be from the British High Commision, The quality of its grammer and lack of any spell checking cracks me up so i thought i would share it.




BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Dangote House
Aguyi Ironsi Street
Maitama District, Abuja.

Sir,
REF:FRAUD VICTIM

The BRITISH High Commission in Nigeria received a report of scam against you and other Asian, Australian, European, South American and US citizens by citizens of either Nigeria, Benin Republic, Ghana , Bokinafaso, Equatorial Guinea and the entire African states (AU).
The Government of the West African Countries have recompensed you following the meeting held with the Government of the various countries' high commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the her Citizens on your person. This is to cussion the effect of the present economic diffiuculties on you.

Your email address confirms that you were among those defrauded as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU) through email scams.

Be informed that a total of two Million four hundred and fifty thousand US dollars ($2,450,000.00) was allocated to you by the heads of states of the African Union as you were indicated as one of the fraud victims.
Your current phone number/contact address should be made available to this office in acknowledgement of this mail to effect the processing and release of your fund by the nominated bank in UK through our email address.
You can as well contact the bank directly with their information as follows.

Barclays Bank PLC
1 Churchill Place,
London, E14 5HP.
Phone: +44 703 591 4563
Contact: Mr. Fred Brain.

Further communication between you and anyone claiming to be holding your fund (fraudsters) should be discontinued as such will result to a total cancellation of the release of the stated fund to you.
You are requested to acknowledge the receipt of this mail for proper update of the files openned for you in this regard.

Yours faithfully.
Bob Dewar.

The Nigerian Financial Intellegence Unit, hahahahahahahaha where do people come up with stuff.

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I'll get it right one of these days

Lol they are going to give you 2 million dollars?

Thats some funny shit man

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"God took them back"........rofl

OMG the lengths people will go to. Tell them to send you a check, your bank is old school and doesn't do direct deposit.

I get these all the time, I email them back and forth and call them just to waste there time.

Do you at least call them collect?

Hahah, I call them using Skype but one time I called one of them and when they asked me for my name and address and phone number to send the check, I gave them info to a FBI Office.

I told them that i was currently operating a frigate in Somalian waters sinking pirates, and that i had recently spoken to the to the British ambassador at a lunchon and he was unaware of any monies coming my way. lol
Scary thing is some people fall for this sort of thing, it would at least make some sense if they had commited fraud against me, but i keep a very close eye on all my banking and I have not even been scammed in the first place. So to reward me for $2million is a bit daft, They should at least be realistic and offer a few £k or use the $2million to buy spellchecker.

http://http://www.419eater.com/

This dude has actually scammed a scammer into sending him dough. Its awesome to say the least.

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Hahahahahah lol

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