idk im bore anyone got any stories of almost gettin busted while smokin but didnt ?

heres mine . so me and my friend were smokin behind a dumpster in an apartment complex , and this security guard walks up and says whats that smoke comin from ? me and my friend flipped and came up with the most random ass excuse. we filled our shoe with butane from the lighter and set it on fire . it was funny as hell and the security guard totally knew but we didnt get caught !

Me, and my friends James, Chris and Matt were all at Chris's house. We were going to go down to a forest down the street to smoke some weed that we stole from Chris's dad's closet. But before that, Matt comes up with the idea of making a waterfall bong and just smoking that for a couple of minutes before we go (Chris's parents were out of town and weren't supposed to come back until past 6:30. So Matt's smoking in the kitchen, and after a while the whole middle floor smells like weed. So we took the bong downstairs and started to smoke in the bathroom downstairs. After that, the whole DOWNSTAIRS smelt like weed. So 2/3 of the floors in the house smell like weed. 5 minutes later Chris comes running into the backyard to tell us his parents were home (this was at about 4 PM). So Matt, high out of his mind, starts running through the house and into the front yard (his parents saw this). Me, James and Matt were waiting outside for about 5 minutes, then Chris comes out and his parents start questioning him on why the house smells like weed.

Fast forward a couple hours, Chris gets a text message from his parents asking why there was a cut open pop can on the counter (Matt was using it to help him make the waterfall bong), and Chris texts them back saying he was making a lock pick, and they actually believed him. We dodged a major bullet that night.

smoking J in my car with friend when I am turning left at light. Cop was turns out of parking lot behind me just as I am yielding on this lady to turn. She is talking on her cell phone and taking forver so i turn in front of her and don't even come close to hitting her. See that cop is now behind me riding my ass so I turn into car dealership and pretend I was looking at cars. Get out of my car and smoke roles out THICK as cop rolls down window to talk. I say hello officer and he says "DO YOU WANNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!?!?!? YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN TBONED" I say "sorry officer" and figure that I am going to jail wit the yellow smoke rolling out at this point. He rolls up his window and drives away. SCARY

Got pulled over on my Kawasaki 500 @4:30am in Ann Arbor for going 75mph in a 35 mph zone way back in '72. I had a 1-lb brick of Blond Napalese hash under my shirt. It was the middle of summer so I wasn't wearing a leather. The brick was wrapped in aluminum foil and I kept thinking his flashlight was gonna give it away..............He gave me a $75.oo us ticket and let me go.

My friend and I were in his car, he was driving. We had just got back to our neighborhood after purchasing an ounce of some schwag. It was wet and dark after a rain, my buddy decides it would be a good time to goof around and speeds up and slams his brakes to skid around a corner. Problem was the corner just two weeks prior had received a brand new stop sign, so of course they(the cops) were watching it closely to extract revenue from those not paying attention to the change. And of course were right behind us with lights flashing wanting us to pull over. We complied, the officer asked if my friend was drunk, he said no, and went on to explain that he had forgotten about the new stop sign and when he saw it tried to stop, decided it was too wet and just made the turn. Meanwhile two more cop cars pull up, and the officer asks if they can search the vehicle, reluctantly my friend conceded. Not one but two separate officers searched that car, thank God no dog was brought out(they thought my buddy was drunk and were looking for empty containers of alcohol we were told). Some how amazingly neither officer found that ounce, one or both picked it up but did not recognize it as contraband only as garbage. My friend had the foresight to put the bag in an old burger king bag riddled with empty wrappers, dirty napkins and spent ketchup packets. After the search and a field sobriety test, my friend and I were cleared for take off, without a ticket or lecture or anything. Whew!!! Lucky?

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I went to Amsterdam a few years ago and upon arriving home at Logan airport my girlfriend and I were stopped at customs where they tore through all stuff and even xrayed the soles of her boots. I had got the shits while on the plane and was in no mood for this bullshit and I gave the customs guys a really hard time. So finally they get done and find nothing, but they left it up to us to put all our stuff back in the suitcases. I asked if I could come to their houses tonight and rifle through their shit. I was pissed and felt like this ruined our whole trip until two days later when I stuck my hand in my coat pocket and found an inch long roach of Afgani weed!!!! And in the very coat they searched up and down two days earlier!!!!

Needless to say it was the sweetest roach I'd ever smoked!

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there's this long stretch of road called the green mile out near my high school..there were rarely cars on this road unless it was a fellow toker..

so we get on the stretch, and spark 2 bowls...we could see a car way behind us, but didnt pay much attention to it..

1st bowl burns out, and as im cashing it out the window, i notice the car is a cop car..and he's speeding up to us..

we had 2 bowls in the car, i had a 1 0strip, nearly a half, and my friend had beer in the car..needless to say we wouldve been fucked...funniest part is, we finished the 2nd bowl as we were being followed just because my friend who was driving didnt want to go to jail sober..had we been pulled over i would have downed the strip and a quarter, someone drank the warm beer, and someone else would have had to eat the other quarter..

hmmm.. like third time smoking with a friend in my life, and we were at a church parking lot next to the freeway.. yea real good idea,e are gettin the last of the weed in the blunt and then i hear him say cops.. im like dont fuck around.. yeah he was like im not kidding. i look up to see a cruiser coming in.. he puts his lights on and we sit there.. the cop comes up and asks whats up asks if we have been smoking, i said we finishedthe last of it and showed him a container it was in.. he asked theres nothing else i the car? i said nope, he believed that. then asked do u have any warrants for you? i said wait what the fuck is a warant.. i had no idea what he was saying,,, he said obviously no, n checked anyway.. i told him we lived aound the corner, nd then he gives us a lecture on how we are "FUCKING WITH FIRE", and it will ruin our life forever.. then asked about my cigg habbit, and i said i found those. yeah i really did find those o i was like ok wow i smoke like a pack a week... he was like hmmm thats going to ruin your life.. i was like your retarded.. and let me keep them, i threw them out anyway i hate the taste of ciggs...

then we got off..


my second story was kinda crazy...

smoking at a park about 1 month afer the other one with a different friend, and it was a very very windy and cold night, like gusts 60 temps 30 or so.. again out of nowhere explo lights turn on.. im like NOT AGAIN.... then i was not diving and the cops come up and tell us to get out and sit on the tunk, we do that and sit there freezing balls.. and ask us all these questions if theres more in the car etc, my stupid friend was like yelling at the cops saying brng the drug dog do it u wont find shit!.. yea they brought it and they got the trunk some more... and then they askedto numbers to call our parents to get us, i gave one my phone number saying it was my house, i had no voicemail it was kinda funny he called it and left a 4 min message on the situation.. and we walked to another friends house...

and another time i was at a friend seans we were all smoking out of the hooka and his mom comes home so we all jump out the window and run lol..

thats about all i can think of with cops..

check out the mr. nice interview-6 on youtube.. he tells a good one at the end

Last night I'm hanging out with my buddy and we were walking down these canals. He tells me, "Yeah man I entered this raffle to win a bong at Cheba Hut, I don't think I won it though; they haven't called me." So we go chill with a couple kids and smoke some weed, and decide we need to get some munchies. We get munchies, come back and smoke a blunt. As soon as three of the kids dip, he gets a call. It was Cheba Hut, telling him he can come pick up his new bong.

The funny thing is he had bought a bong just two days ago.

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