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Old 01-05-2009, 04:48 PM
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haha, i know, right.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:23 AM
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"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"the interupting cow"
"the interupting co-" "MOOOO!"
On the topic of cows, sorry.
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:37 AM
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I think this is quite a good joke, but it still classes as "bad" but not because it's not funny. Why does nobody go on london's public transport anymore? Because it costs an arm and a leg.
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I've got some classic leperacy jokes as well, seen as though there are no lepers in western civilisation I don't think these jokes should be off bounds.
How do you get a leper out of a bath? With a shovel.
Why did they cancel the annual leper ice hockey competition? There was a face off in the corner.
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how do you get a pikachu on a bus????

























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every one was saying that joke when a kickarse batck of pokemon trips came in ..
it was funny as hell that night tho lol
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