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Old 05-25-2009, 08:05 AM
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what gets louder as it gets smaller?





a baby in a trash compactor
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Well Swine flu.
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What is red and smells like blue paint?




Red Paint.

haha, i know, right.



hahaahahahaha-ha ha made me smile at least
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How do you restore a old hooker? Shove a 20 lb Ham in her snatch and pull out the bone. I know It's a little off-side, but funny anyways..
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How do you restore a old hooker? Shove a 20 lb Ham in her snatch and pull out the bone. I know It's a little off-side, but funny anyways..
DaHAMma... You got a thing for ham dude? LOL
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"I think I have swine flu"
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Why did the emo cross the road?



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