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a newspaper....
wow some funny shit bet nobodies heard that one before
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What is red and smells like blue paint?




















































Red Paint.

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I told my buddies that and they all laughed their arses off!
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A group of kindergarten children were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

"I went to visit my Nanna", he said.

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER", she replied, "Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She corrected him, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN... You must remember to use 'Big People' words"

She then asked little Alex what he had done?

"I read a book" he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.

"What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

"Winnie the SHIT"

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If we venture into baby seal territory it won't be long before the baby jokes come out. Those are the "worst" in a whole different way.
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