WHO IS JACK SCHITT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'.
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva
Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.


Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

LMFAO

Damn that shit is funny dude, props and rep +

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funy shit man... NICE

I read that somewhere a long time ago, but it is still hilarious. Good Post

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Rubber Johnny

are there amy more schitts that could be though of?

Dude, I'm stoned...

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do u have any good schitts purple gonja

What about the Nunn? Good Schitt.

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Pencaps Journal
It's hard to kidnap Fat People!

Hahahahahaha! That is too funny!

I had a Hall's cough candy in my mouth while I was reading this and I almost choked.

How about The Dr. Blow Schitz.....The mighty one that invented the amazing Vaccumcleaner....We seem to have forgotten about him...
At the award ceremony, it was overheard that "his Schitz sucks!!"

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