Few more... about a month and a half ago, right before i went to juvy.
Dude... look at that bowl. Oh my god. It's looks like a brownish green Afro.
And then... oh Shit! the buds on fire!!! (which it really wasn't, i just had a mental lapse between taking the flame away and realizing i did so)
And my buddy was like... Fire! shit... put it out... Wait, hold on. Should we really be doing that. I forget the point of all this.
Don't you need fire to smoke it?
this led to us analyzing pretty much every step we could think of into the smoking of weed... which being high happened to be a rather lengthy process
i seen harold and kumar escape guantunamo bay the other day its a fucking top movie if you havet seen go get it out anyways kumar says isnt it a bit hipocritical that u put ppl in jail for smoking weed and you smoke yourself to george bush then bush simply sez do u like geting handjobs? kumar says yes then bush say so u like giving handjobs and kumar says no bush then says well ur fuckin hipocritisal to arent ya no smoke my weed ha ha ha i beleive it was alabama kush they had from memory
you wanna suck my what?
Not stoner quotes just stupid questions..
Im a painter and decorator and for the last week ive been painting a staircase yellow, one woman comes up to me after i have just painted on the first coat and asks "is that what colour its going to be, yellow?" im like "well i F'in hope so!" lol what did she think the paint was gonna change colour over night?
Next stupid question, im on the second floor of a 3 story building painting the staircase again and a currier comes up the stairs and asks "how do i get to the top floor?" im like "erm keep going up steps untill theres no more steps!"
Made me laugh anyway
My friend said to me when they were younger they thought bridges were there to stop the land from pulling apart!
Ok the building has a lift but that is erelevant, im talking about a staircase u know the standard type and im painting on the second floor next to the next set of stairs...
And i was only there with a paint brush, no obstruction at all, this guy was just stupid
lol. I thought it was pretty funny
That's like when my friends make some comment like, "Dude, how are you outside with no shoes on? There's snow on the ground man!"
--"Well, it's pretty easy. I picked up one foot, put it down in front of the other one...."
And then, you can see where it's going. Depends on how much of a smartass I want to be, I could go on like that for mad long. lol. (but I usually don't...)
Don't let anyone tell you what you should do. Things are always simpler, and yet more complicated than they seem.
Many years back I had a friend that was a lot like Yogi Berra. He would say the dumbest sounding stuff but in its own way it still made perfect sense.
One day, in the early to mid-80’s, we were watching a show, I believe it was on Chicago’s PBS station, about some Doctor or Scientist that had been doing research trying to find out what makes gay people gay.
At one point there was a minute or two of video of gay guys walking together holding hands or kissing or dancing together in clubs and my friend took a big bong hit and then let it out and said; "poor guys, they must have been born with something that wasn’t there."
It made me laugh my ass off and I still do every time I think about him saying it. It both made no sense and perfect sense all at the same time. It was perfect. I miss that guy, he was always saying things like that.