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Old 05-16-2007, 12:55 AM
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ever think about how fucking
telephones work?. its werid shit
man.
funny shit dude!!! I want more!
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:42 AM
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:14 AM
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My quote was Redbull Aint got shit on my wings
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:56 AM
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mine is in my sig..... by pandabear.... I thought it was a pretty damn good one too!

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Old 05-16-2007, 12:51 PM
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nice...remembered one of my own... " It'd be fun to have down syndrome, all bright eyed and wondering."
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dude great quote me and a couple friends were eating at a chinese resaraunt while very stoned and one of them turns to me and says

"if the food were alive, would it think we were giants?"

we laughed our asses off for ages
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These aren't quotes...but we think they're forking funny.



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Old 05-16-2007, 01:13 PM
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Nice dude...here's another chinese restaurant one for ya Smoketwo....walked into our local china wok to see our friend standing at the buffet... when we got over to him the first thing he said was......"damn...there's alot of squirrel in this!" oh my god did we laugh... all threw munchin


sorry one more...."mmm gopher on a stick"
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What about these:




Dude...My hands are HUGE!!! They can touch everything but themselves....
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yes....hole crap...yes....great line, is that from something?
 
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