Wait I have some more.

So it was my turn to get greens finally, but we didn't have a full bowl pack of greens left, so they gave me these half burnt nugs. So I took the bong and was like, "These are nice greens guys, they're all burnt and shit." My sis and Em almost died laughing, but I was being dead serious.

Em: "Dude I thought we were talking about people's ribcages!"

And then, after not talking for a while, "For the last two minutes....I had nothing to say!" Me and my sis just started laughing at Em. Everything's just so much more funny when you're stoned

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I was pretty much high as a kite the once, and i was sitting in a field near mine. Now i was lying on my back just chilling, watching the clouds go by, appreciating the high. Some clouds then proceeded to roll by that had flat bottoms (anyone seen these? Pretty cool) and I'd never seen them before so i stood up and announced "The Clouds Are Flat, The End Of The World Is Nigh!"
I guess you had to be there

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You Have Smoked Yourself Retarded

Hey guys, Just looked at top 10 marijuana quotes on bakedlife.

There some real goodies!

Peace

10. "Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could."- William F. Buckley Jr.



9. "Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton." - Jay Leno



8. "I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast" - Ronald Reagan

7. "The drug is really quite a remarkably safe one for humans, although it is really quite a dangerous one for mice and they should not use it." - J.W.D Henderson Director of the Bureau of Human Drugs, Health and Welfare, Canada

6. "Casual drug users should be taken out and shot" Darryl Gates Head of Los Angeles Police Department United States Senate Judiciary Committee


5. "When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again." –Bill Clinton

4. "When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point." - Barack Obama

3. "Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'" - George W. Bush


2. "I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it." Andy Warhol

1. "I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk." Steve Martin

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"I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast" - Ronald Reagan

Steve Martin's is my favourite

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"I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast" - Ronald Reagan

We went to a dealers house before. Being sketched out as we were, The kid in my car tried comforting us by saying "He's my boy its straight. We're partners and the smartest there is in dealing around here." So he proceeded to go inside and we waited for about 15 mins, we were already really high, and he came out Stoned as a mother fucker. Turned out he smoked a bunch of Kripy out of a vape. As we started to drive away he started getting antsy and started hyperventilating and shit so we got freaked out and asked what was wrong, his reply : " I FORGOT THE OZ, TURN AROUND!!! QUICK!!!!" We got back to the house and he ran inside and the 3 of us that were still in the car Laughed so hard we coulda sworn we died!! Lmao

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Foxxxy Laddy's... You know she's a sweet little, BUD MAKERR.

hahahaha nice

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The first half of being smart is understanding how stupid you are.

Whats the second half? LOL

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not really an herb quote, but one of my faves- "Sex is like air, it's really not that big of a deal unless you're not getting any!"

saw that on a shirt in the mall five years ago, been laughing since

"that's cashed man."
"puff tuff."