hahaha. this is funny stuff.... well might as well share... we were at a buddies house. just smoked like 4 bowls of some decent bud... anyways.. me n my buddy were watching some comedian and he looks at me and says "dude, i have no idea what he's saying, but its the funniest shit in my life" hahaha. we were laughing so hard we cried and abs were on fire...good times

easy guys loving some of the quotes i was sitting with some people chillin and one of the lasses said in the middle of the conversation "anyway, i am more intelagent when i am stoned" Fuck me did everyone laugh,

and one i like " i am not tired i am just stoned"...........

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This is one from a few weeks back:

"Dude do you like, dream?"

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So a few weeks back, there we're like five or six of there smoking 4g of some really nice hydro, when the dude who's holding it, Ben, hold the lighter in his mouth by the bottom and just sits there holding the pipe. No-one notices, so eventually I decide to speak up and get the bowl going again. The way he had the lighter in his mouth kinda made me think of a turtle (shh I was high) and then I just messed up the words "take a toke".....

So the final result was everyone sitting around, being baked and having their own conversations ignoring me and ben for the most part, so I, without warning, exclaim loudly the words "Someone tell that turtle man to cook a coke...." to be followed by .........."WHAT!?" "Oh I uh.. I mean take a toke."


Had two people on the floor with laughter

its like gods vagina!!!

"Ever tryed farming not him? Its bored as shit."

lmao i like it

LMFAO hahaha i would of laughed for hours after that lol

Some welsh people i know were having a smoke round mine when one of them points to a pair of sneakers on the floor and exclaims ' who's shoes dem trainers'

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http://www.rollitup.org/grow-journal...t-hydro-m.html

Haha I have so many....just gotta remember them

So I was high and eating some frosting. My sis and Em wanted some, so I let them have some. They each dipped in with their index fingers and ate some. Then they went to do it again and I was like, "Whoa! Not with those fingers, you just like molested them."
And they were like, "Fine!" And flashed another finger at me.
But they actually flipped me off, at the same time without even knowing it haha. Idk, to us it was a totally badass moment.

"Dudes....I'm Baked Alaska...." Referring to how high I was

My sister, Em, and I were trying to split our last Mike 'N Ike three ways so we could all have a little and Em just blurted out, "That's not a starfish man, you can't split it any way you want."

Good times

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