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Old 06-11-2009, 09:11 AM
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my buddy( a stoner) was working at a pizza place that has three phone lines. One night they basically all rang at once. he grabbed the 1st one-"thank you for calling Pops pizza can you please hold", he then grabbed the 2nd ringing line- "thank you for calling Pops pizza can you please hold" he said again. Same thing on the 3rd line. Now with all 3 lines on hold, he went back to the 1st phone that rang, took it off hold and said "thank you for helping can I hold you?....ahhh...I mean...." LMFAO
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haha, thats a great one growing!
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:21 AM
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Still funny to this day. A true classic in the pizza biz.
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Anyone ever had the situation where no one has a lighter and yet everyone started with one.....and after 10 minutes of searching someone ends up having six in their pockets?
oh fuck ya that happens haha glad to know it happens to others lol its 8:39 am here im rippin the bong
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[i was once so high i mean so high


my teacher came to my house to tell my mother i was coming to school high and when she walk in the door i said



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in stead of how you doing i was so busted the old days i miss
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My grandfather shakes uncontrollably and being a good grandson I made him a special tin of brownies. He ate one and spent the whole time after speaking in yiddish to me. Who the fuck knows yiddish haha
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I was at a party one time and we rode bicycles home from there. As we were riding home one guy was playing an acoustic guitar while riding a bicycle. 10 minutes after we got home I says to him
"Dude, if jesus knew, how to play the guitar, and if jesus had a guitar, you would be jesus."
 
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