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Old 05-31-2009, 11:39 PM
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Old 06-01-2009, 06:44 AM
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Old 06-01-2009, 07:50 AM
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:07 PM
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okay,

me and 3 other friends just sitting there chillin waiting for our 2 bowls to really hit home

and my one friends stands up

he goes on for a good 45 minutes about (keep in mind he was just fucking around) being in nam and fighting all the niggers with civil war guns in the marijuana bushes in he accent of uncle grandfather from perfect hair forever

laughing our asses off

he stops, sits down and relaxes

pause


"you guys, i think im high.." in this worried tone

soooo fucking funny laughed forever
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Old 06-06-2009, 11:40 AM
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Ahh stoner quotes...

A favorite around here is to get really really really stoned, and then..

"This must be what stupid people feel like..."

Or if its a really silly high my husband threatens to record our enlightened comments to listen to them when we're sober..just to hear ourselves being stupid...

I say no..I don't want to hear myself when I'm sober..
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Old 06-07-2009, 06:43 AM
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20 years ago they smoked columbian gold

today we packin skunk in that columbian fold
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Old 06-07-2009, 11:14 AM
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i wish i was kickin in the 80's

i heard the weed was fucking awesome

and cheap
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Meee and my friends a couple months back where smoking down some skunk, tasted like anus... ut man did it pacl a punch... the 4 of us... we was riding down the road.. when we started pakin the 4th bowl my friend is like stop the car!

stop the fucking car!

he gets out and runs off the road... starts screaming "why god, WHY!"

he slowly get back in.. we all lookin at him like what the fuck... he sais "we are out of weed..." then the little one sais...

"but wait... we have seeds... and within every seed... theres alittle bit of weed!"

so we smoked 20 seeds... fuking stupid... lol...
 
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