Thats funny as hell because its to true...

"you got a joint man?" "No not on me man" "You'd be a lot cooler if you did!"

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No shit, I actually saw this.

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where can i get a bigmac 5AM ?

Austrailia..

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so it was 4/20 like 2 years ago, my friend p passed out on my bed and after sleeping for like 10 minutes he jerked out of his sleep and said "did i fall off my skateboard?" while hes laying on my bed.

confucious say: "he who go to bed with itchy but wake up with stinky finger"

just a month ago my friend was drunk and high, he was talkin about his kid, who after trying to swollow solid foods, like meat and noodles and stuff, throws up all over the place. anyways he said "i cant really feed my kid with out him provectile jomiting all over the place" obvously trying to say projectile vomiting.

"oh man now im gonna have to go back to sucking meth for dick"- still waiting

im so high, i can feel my facial hair but im not using my hands...see! look my hands are down here, but i can feel my facial hair, and its growin! ... me

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"im a general, dare you to take me off my pedestal, way ahead of my time, way ahead of my schedule, but my clothes dont rip when spit but im still incredible....Ares sitting on his strongest possession im gonna rob him, just call me Kratos, watch a mortal become a god."
Walk On Water. J-Clash. E.M.P. Records. Catch on Amazon or iTunes.

Wtf to the 2 previous posts lol

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Check out my grows My 1st and 2nd grow Baz's 600w HPS Suparoom - AK47 Grow Journal

"Being high is like, well it's like if you take life and well you turn it up from LOW to HIGH..."

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"This. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel: Madison Square Garden"