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Old 06-19-2007, 02:15 PM
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I don't watch TV, but i was sure it was not his little saying.
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Old 06-19-2007, 02:33 PM
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jay and silent bob

jay: "and she was like ooooh i wanna suck you two guys's dicks off"

that makes me laugh everytime.
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:02 AM
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Not neccasarily a stoner quote but...my buddy on sleeping with a loose women said "it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". We were laughing our asses off when he said that.
My buddy Mark said that, only with "It was like sticking my dick in a lukewarm bowl of runny Jell-O."
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:00 PM
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PS yeah, missing keys, so its not just me lol Godam lighters are apain too. one second ur holding it the next sec ur not. Ends up in the fridge and everything. LOL
no joke man lighter are pain...... i had one end up in a bong and still can't remember how it got there....
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"He's already pulled over! We can't pull over any farther!"

That whole scene is the funniest ever especially when baked.
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i was going to uh.. wtf.. i just forgot what i was thinking about hold on gimme a sec.






oh yea did you wanna smoke another bowl?
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"He's already pulled over! We can't pull over any farther!"

That whole scene is the funniest ever especially when baked.


"meow".........
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lol, oh yea! I remember that meow
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thats some funny crap right there.....i have so many and cant think of one
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