like a midgit at a urinal i was gonna have to stay on my toes.

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"I know you smoke holding chronic when you rollin give a fuck about the cops pass the weeds till its dust..."

Anyone ever had the situation where no one has a lighter and yet everyone started with one.....and after 10 minutes of searching someone ends up having six in their pockets?

(After a respectable number of bowls of Purple Haze)

Mark: Dude, that mosquito is going to town on my fucking arm, but I don't wanna swat at it.
Justin: Haha, that mosquito sucks!
[15 mins. of retarded cacophany...of which I was a part of...]

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There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting. -Gautama Buddha

"NIGGA STOLE MY YOSHI!"

"Jon...no don't...Jon seriously. NO STOP DONT ughhhhh ok NO DONT STOP!"

Fuck that opening scene in Super Troopers still makes me Piss myself "Dude did you like eat all those shrooms and that whole bag of weed, thats like $30 worth of shrooms man and $100 worth of pot,
Well when you can man Im gonna need like $130 bucks

Or Cheech and Chong- when Chong has that bag of soap powder and Cheech thinks its coke and buries his face in it, then drinks Chongs Pregnant sisters Piss to was his mouth out, Fuck yeah

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"Only the Dead Have seen the end of War" -Plato

oh yeah Family guy right?
That shit was so funny.
And it made me hungry.

"Spit it ya wet it dont babysit it ya hit it now pass it to the left"

Not neccasarily a stoner quote but...my buddy on sleeping with a loose women said "it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". We were laughing our asses off when he said that.

^^^I heard that on Family Guy^^^

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"We have wasted history like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar."~Charles Bukowski
Rubber Johnny

My ex girlfriend heard that often. I teased her about how I deffinitely made her muff loose (liked doing it). And I got it off of family guy also.