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Old 05-31-2007, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by FAT SPLIFF
ever think about how fucking
telephones work?. its werid shit
man.


hahahah that is funny shit , its so fkn true though ,it would be so hard to create.
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my homeboy and I were playing badminton in my backyard and we lost a birdie in the tree... it resulted in a 30 minute( no exaggeration) conversation about what if there was a warp to another dimension in my tree and what we'd do if one of us went up after it and disappeared.

damn that blunt was fatttt.
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Old 05-31-2007, 01:02 PM
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These aren't quotes...but we think they're forking funny.



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nice...remembered one of my own... " It'd be fun to have down syndrome, all bright eyed and wondering."
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this one time i was really toked out and i convinced my GF to bring me to mcdonalds and when we got in the car she was all like "arnt you gonna put your seat belt on?" and i said back, "I like to live dangerously."
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
-Jimi Hendrix


-- Did you know there are more people behind bars for drug offenses in the United States than there are in prison for all crimes in England, France, Germany and Japan combined.


"Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere."
-George Washington


" Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which will end war?"
-Abbey Hofmann


Roses are red,
Bud is green.
I love gettin' high,
Ya know what i mean?


Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you fuckers that don't get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try.


Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken







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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
-Jimi Hendrix


-- Did you know there are more people behind bars for drug offenses in the United States than there are in prison for all crimes in England, France, Germany and Japan combined.


"Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere."
-George Washington


" Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs which will end war?"
-Abbey Hofmann


Roses are red,
Bud is green.
I love gettin' high,
Ya know what i mean?


Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you fuckers that don't get high,
Shut the fuck up and give it a try.


Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken
great quote from Jimi one of my favorites..



And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, let's stop all the fight.
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confusis say//'' He who stand on toilet...high on pot"
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my homeboy and I were playing badminton in my backyard and we lost a birdie in the tree... it resulted in a 30 minute( no exaggeration) conversation about what if there was a warp to another dimension in my tree and what we'd do if one of us went up after it and disappeared.

damn that blunt was fatttt.
Sounds like you gotta good strain
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