Great f*ing stoner quotes - Page 29

purplextc · #**281** 06-19-2008, 08:16 AM

lmao so me and my best friend were soooo baked we had this jumbo container of jelly beans we were goin through it eating the good ones.. she picks up one and eats it and goes "eww dont eat the green ones" "why what did it taste like" "alien poop" lol it wasso funny i have no idea why she said that

1234abcd · #**282** 06-19-2008, 11:54 AM

not a quote but

i had my phone in my left hand and a candy bar in the right and my phone got a text message and i started trying to text on my candy bar and my freind was like dude thats not your phone i was like what the fuck and ate it

n00b_marijuana_grower · #**283** 06-21-2008, 02:23 PM

*If it aint green than it aint me*

shadow316 · #**284** 06-22-2008, 12:45 AM

Man made booze.
God made grass.

Now tell me which one's better for you?

donkeyballs · #**285** 06-22-2008, 01:57 AM

"dude, you cant buy shrooms with change"

all i had was Quarters and dimes.

donkeyballs · #**286** 06-22-2008, 02:00 AM

i was drivin my friends hella baked and my friend yelled turn right so i turned on my right turn sig. then he yelled "john, right!" and i turned on my left turn sig and he yelled john right and i turned my right turn sig on again. they dont trust my driving anymore. i dont really blame them. haha

kylerox22 · #**287** 06-28-2008, 12:49 PM

lol my favorite quote by far was said when I was smoking with some newbies to smoking and I was talking about how I was already high because I smoked earlier in the day and my friend chelsea turns to me and says "Yeah it's like murdering the same person twice, the second time is easier " I could not stop laughing about how idiotic and yet provocative that statement was

BigBudBalls · #**288** 06-29-2008, 08:31 AM

"I"m not Polish! I'm Catholic!" "Thats trigonometry; thats not math" "Rigimortis was a dinosaur" (All from straight/sober college educated people)

toasty42088 · #**289** 07-06-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheJollyBrother

Anyone ever had the situation where no one has a lighter and yet everyone started with one.....and after 10 minutes of searching someone ends up having six in their pockets?

this happened the other day. me and some friends were all smokin and then all of a sudden no one had a lighter. but when we started everyone had one but my friend lil dan. then he hada go to work and he calls about 20 mins later and is like dudes...i got like 10 lighters. we're like wtf man.

Anguissette · #**290** 07-06-2008, 05:42 PM

i can remember a friend once asking me out of nowhere "do they have to wait till its a full moon before they can land on it?"