This early morning playing GRID on ps3. While playing someone yelled out
"this car handles like I wish my dick would"

I heard this on Grounded for Life this morning:

"Get High, cause PIGS can't fly!"

He said it while a punk ass cop was walking by... hilarious!

__________________

"honest officer we had no idea lsd was illegal in the state of ohio"

"Can I ask you to do something REALLY weird for me?"

__________________
Do as I do and not as I say.

I'm under 18

__________________
BC

"oh man my legs just found the chicken!"

"dude its like there are little gnomes chillin in my Achilles"

"HELLLP MEEEE (presented in the voice of a breed between adam sandler and a walrus)"

these were all me in the last 2 days

"You look like a retard trying to be sexy" - said by my friend Kaileena to our friend Rachel also within the same time frame as my others

"I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long"

CRS disease = Can't Remeber Shit

Heres one i found on another forum this morning discussing car battery problems:

"If you get a battery with a larger capacity and more CCA that will fit in the awkward hole you are further ahead. Think of it like this. The recommended specs is the money your bro recommends to carry with you to the club when you take a girl out. If you take more, you'll be better off. "

I'm STILL trying to figure out the second one. o_o;

__________________
Do as I do and not as I say.

can we just get along and hit a bong