When I dropped a nug in the car: "Jesus!"

My faded friend next to me: "Where?"

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"Having someone randomly shit on your head is like being an astronaut"
-Ultramagnetic RK

"hey lady your no spring Turkey"
*"don't you mean chicken?"
"your a chicken......"
"no.....SPRING CHICKEN"
"fuck you I'm not jumping"

This happened today.......I question my friends.....

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"There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."
-Timothy Leary

guy(stoned): dude come to my place, nobody's gonna be there. (referring to parents etc. gone out)
the other guy goes there and finds that nobody is actually there.. hehe

"Dude, we gotta get our hands on some YEAST!!!"

Friend of mine came running up to me, out of breath and panting ... and that's what he had to say. He wanted to bake fresh bread. ....

I question MY friends, too. XD

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Do as I do and not as I say.

BEST SAYIN EVER: Touchdowns are for losers, the only thing i wanna score is some GOOD drugs!!!!

Not exactly relating to cannabis, but a friend of mine once said:

"Dude... I just smoked like four beers!"

This was shortly after smoking a blunt of some good, mind you.
Well, it was hilarious at the time.

~Ethno

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This user does not in any way advocate the breaking of any law, as these laws are generally in place for a good reason. This user does, however, encourage others to question the conceptual framework of their reality, to search for objective truth, and to fight for freedom, both external and internal. Inherent in the right to life and the pursuit of happiness is the freedom to speak and believe as one pleases, and the freedom to use their minds and bodies as they see fit, free from external control, so long as they cause no harm to anyone else in the process.

"For it is not what goes into your mouth that will defile you; rather, it is what comes out of your mouth that defiles you." - Jesus of Nazareth

"An if it harm none, do what ye will" - Wiccan Rede

This user, like anything purported to be said or done by his person, is completely fictitious in nature. That being said, I reject your reality and substitute my own.

if the ocean were weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up , but the ocean aint weed and i aint a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up

whenever im smoking with someone who accidentally drop the blunt/joint/nugget/pipe.. 'Drug Abuse wwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyy to gooooo.'

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COL TEMPO LA FOGLIA DI GELSO DIVENTA SETA - "time and patience change the mulberry leaf to satin"

me and some former friends when we were baked

Code - "YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS MAKIN FUN OF ME. HE ONLY DOES IT CAUSE YOU LAUGH"

Me - I cant help it that your flaws entertain me.

Josh [non smoker] : i do it because i enjoy it.

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Fat!? I prefer the term casual male, thank you.