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Old 05-14-2008, 05:30 PM
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:13 PM
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:19 AM
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*said with English accent* No but I saw a bird giving a hummer.................
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this one time i was really toked out and i convinced my GF to bring me to mcdonalds and when we got in the car she was all like "arnt you gonna put your seat belt on?" and i said back, "I like to live dangerously."
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The world has enough for every man's needs, but not enough for every man's greed.
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Man it's a good thing she didn't look in the bag.
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- Tommy Chong and Police in That 70's Show

And btw that quote about hands being so big is from Donna on That 70's show. Good Ep!
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