With out a doubt the best stoned cop encounter EVER... I'm on probation and one of the local cops comes by my house while me and a buddy are tokin.

Pig: I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd check up on you
Me: great......
Pig: (super cocky) Yeah.....I just chased down a perp a few blocks from here and decided to come on over.
Me: so uh..... you shoot him?
Pig: (not so cocky) Well....uh......no......
Me: *psh Pussy (door slams in his face)
Buddy: Did you just call that cop a pussy cause he didn't shoot the guy?
Me: yeah......I think I did.
Buddy: where did this dog come from?

__________________
"There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."
-Timothy Leary

LMFAO!!!

By the way, where DID the dog come from?

__________________
Do as I do and not as I say.

It was my dog I had it for 6 years.....and he was at my house every day......

__________________
"There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."
-Timothy Leary

YAY I'M ABLE TO ROLL A JOINT NOW!!!!........well, better get started.........

__________________
"There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third."
-Timothy Leary

Shit yeah!! Keep going and be a Marijuana Toker, like me. ^_^

Sadly, in real life, my joint-rolling skills are abysmal ...

But that's what friends are for!

__________________
Do as I do and not as I say.

Oh yeah.. how do i get that under my name changed?

__________________
WE as americans need to take a stand, Need to speak up and say to our congress men and women LEAGALIZE IT!

It has to do with how many posts you've made. Sorta like gaining levels in a console RPG.

__________________
Do as I do and not as I say.

so me and a friend took some 2ci. were watching visuals and just finished a blunt.


me "dude. what u wanna do, lets play some frisbee or something im bored"

friend "what u mean, I got mad ill shit here, I got a xbox, i got mad games, i got poptarts, got a ipod"

me laughing mad hard core point out he just mentioned pop tarts in his electronics stuff to do list

friend "well they are mad ill"

me "doooooouuuuuussshhhhhh, jesus"



the guy was naming the reasons to not go outside and poptarts and ipod were included with xbox

Why shouldn't they be? Poptarts ARE mad ill!

__________________
Do as I do and not as I say.

If you shave your box, does that make you a bush light? ___me

__________________
I'm a woman! Not a dude! And! This is a fantasy role playing site! I'm a level two plant slayer!