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Old 04-26-2008, 11:13 PM
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"its not you its me" said the dirty skank that left...
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Old 04-26-2008, 11:15 PM
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ME: dude, do you think it hurts weed and ciggarretes wen smoked?
FRIEND: no, why?
ME: because there alive
FRIEND: i never thought of it that way
ME: ahhhh!!!....
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IDK, JUST THOUGHT ID SHARE A GOOD HIGH TIME WITH YOU ALL..=]
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Old 04-27-2008, 01:21 AM
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Me to a friend after just bitching him out for no reason: "Oh baby I'm not yelling at you I'm just yelling at the devil inside yah"
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*cop knocking on the window*

I hear chu knocking but chu can't come it!
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i tried that once. dude at the bar. he had really pretty eyes. i said to him "you must get all the hot chicks". he said "why do you say that?" i said "cause you have really pretty eyes". he TOTALLY took it the wrong way.
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every time i leave the house i think i forgot somthing,think know i got everything,get to were im going only to realize i forgot something.....dam short term memory loss..
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Oh yeah, and this one:

"I saw them planets. The big one was makin' eyes at me ... so I fired a couple of rounds into the air. Showed it who's boss."
~Close friend, referring to the planetary alignment of a few years back (Mars, Venus and Jupiter were in this straight line ... clearly visible, even in the city.)
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