
05-18-2007, 05:17 PM
|  | forest ranger Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: northern california
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| | "where'd i put my keys?"
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05-18-2007, 05:23 PM
|  | Marijuana Toker Marijuana Toker | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: in various boxes...under covers...and on many shelves
Posts: 151
| | crap, sorry, here's one from just today...
crusin around, (obviously burnin one) with one of my best friends ...funny lil skater chic...listening to a new cd and then she said...ya naw dude....there's some really interesting.... like....facts, about this band...but I..... ..............forgot um
holy crap we fuckin laughed at her! | 
05-18-2007, 05:28 PM
|  | Master of Mayhem Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida
Posts: 2,732
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Originally Posted by stoner_kiddie yes....hole crap...yes....great line, is that from something? | The pictures: Funny t-shirts, Funny shirts, Crazy t-shirts, Crazy shirts, Cool t-shirts, Cool shirts
The quote is from the "Poppler" episode of Futurama where Lrrrr eats the hippie at the end.
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05-21-2007, 03:40 PM
|  | Able To Roll A Joint Able to roll a joint | | Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 85
| | haha, another master wok one..
Walkin thru the mall foodcourt completely baked, we happen to walk by this lady handing out samples for master wok, so i grabbed one, and she goes to hand one to my friend and hes like "Sorry i dont eat dog"
bahahaha i spit my food everywhere i dont think i've ever laughed that hard in my life | 
05-21-2007, 03:50 PM
|  | 100% Authentic A$$Hole Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Washington
Posts: 3,257
| | Dude Where's my car??  | 
05-23-2007, 01:43 PM
|  | Master of Mayhem Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida
Posts: 2,732
| | Sir I need to see your drivers liscence.......
UUUHHHHHH----Isn't it on the bumper holmes? 
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05-24-2007, 08:10 AM
|  | Ganja Smoker Pot Head | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Carolina, USA
Posts: 343
| | I'm the lead line cook at this restaurant and a friend of mine came up to the bar baked out of his mind and asked me what was good to eat. I reccommended the filet special and he goes, "I don't eat fish." So I said, "It's steak dude." Then he says, "Filet means fish... duh." I laughed so hard at him, it was great.
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Legalize it, don't criticize it. Legalize it, yeah, then we will advertise it. Some of them call it ganja, yeah, and some of them call it boo. Doctors smoke it, lawyers smoke it. Our sound guy smokes it, yeah, and even my dog tokes it. Only cure for glaucoma, and only cure for asthma. It's the only cure, that will make me think faster. Boo! And they say a sensimilla town, and I said sensimilla for me. My current grow Everything you need to know to grow Plant problems and cures | 
05-29-2007, 10:10 AM
|  | Ganja Smoker Pot Head | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: scotland
Posts: 220
| | "Dont hog that spliff, it doesnt grow on trees man." What was funny about it was he was serious, he didnt think about what he said, cos he was
PS yeah, missing keys, so its not just me lol Godam lighters are apain too. one second ur holding it the next sec ur not. Ends up in the fridge and everything. LOL
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05-29-2007, 11:05 AM
|  | 420 TIME Stoner | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Little D.C.
Posts: 580
| | "im glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and id be Andrew Drew"Andy from Weeds
"when does cpr become necrophilia?"Doug from Weeds
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05-30-2007, 01:08 PM
| | Stranger Stranger | | Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 15
| | My hands can touch anything but themselves can touch anything but themselves... o wait.......
You know man, they call them fingers, but you never see them fing... O there they go
But daddys new medicine, which you can NEVER EVER use! lets him see and hear magical things.
- Medical Marijuana (simpsons)
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