"where'd i put my keys?"

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i'm the guy i've always wanted to be

crap, sorry, here's one from just today...

crusin around, (obviously burnin one) with one of my best friends ...funny lil skater chic...listening to a new cd and then she said...ya naw dude....there's some really interesting.... like....facts, about this band...but I..... ..............forgot um

holy crap we fuckin laughed at her!

The pictures:
Funny t-shirts, Funny shirts, Crazy t-shirts, Crazy shirts, Cool t-shirts, Cool shirts


The quote is from the "Poppler" episode of Futurama where Lrrrr eats the hippie at the end.

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"We have wasted history like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar."~Charles Bukowski
Rubber Johnny

haha, another master wok one..

Walkin thru the mall foodcourt completely baked, we happen to walk by this lady handing out samples for master wok, so i grabbed one, and she goes to hand one to my friend and hes like "Sorry i dont eat dog"

bahahaha i spit my food everywhere i dont think i've ever laughed that hard in my life

Dude Where's my car??

Sir I need to see your drivers liscence.......

UUUHHHHHH----Isn't it on the bumper holmes?

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"We have wasted history like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar."~Charles Bukowski
Rubber Johnny

I'm the lead line cook at this restaurant and a friend of mine came up to the bar baked out of his mind and asked me what was good to eat. I reccommended the filet special and he goes, "I don't eat fish." So I said, "It's steak dude." Then he says, "Filet means fish... duh." I laughed so hard at him, it was great.

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Legalize it, don't criticize it. Legalize it, yeah, then we will advertise it. Some of them call it ganja, yeah, and some of them call it boo. Doctors smoke it, lawyers smoke it. Our sound guy smokes it, yeah, and even my dog tokes it. Only cure for glaucoma, and only cure for asthma. It's the only cure, that will make me think faster. Boo! And they say a sensimilla town, and I said sensimilla for me.

My current grow
Everything you need to know to grow
Plant problems and cures

"Dont hog that spliff, it doesnt grow on trees man." What was funny about it was he was serious, he didnt think about what he said, cos he was

PS yeah, missing keys, so its not just me lol Godam lighters are apain too. one second ur holding it the next sec ur not. Ends up in the fridge and everything. LOL

"im glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and id be Andrew Drew"Andy from Weeds

"when does cpr become necrophilia?"Doug from Weeds

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"I know you smoke holding chronic when you rollin give a fuck about the cops pass the weeds till its dust..."

My hands can touch anything but themselves can touch anything but themselves... o wait.......

You know man, they call them fingers, but you never see them fing... O there they go

But daddys new medicine, which you can NEVER EVER use! lets him see and hear magical things.

- Medical marijuana (simpsons)