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Old 05-18-2007, 06:17 PM
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crap, sorry, here's one from just today...

crusin around, (obviously burnin one) with one of my best friends ...funny lil skater chic...listening to a new cd and then she said...ya naw dude....there's some really interesting.... like....facts, about this band...but I..... ..............forgot um

holy crap we fuckin laughed at her!
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:28 PM
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yes....hole crap...yes....great line, is that from something?
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The quote is from the "Poppler" episode of Futurama where Lrrrr eats the hippie at the end.
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Old 05-21-2007, 04:40 PM
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haha, another master wok one..

Walkin thru the mall foodcourt completely baked, we happen to walk by this lady handing out samples for master wok, so i grabbed one, and she goes to hand one to my friend and hes like "Sorry i dont eat dog"

bahahaha i spit my food everywhere i dont think i've ever laughed that hard in my life
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"Dont hog that spliff, it doesnt grow on trees man." What was funny about it was he was serious, he didnt think about what he said, cos he was

PS yeah, missing keys, so its not just me lol Godam lighters are apain too. one second ur holding it the next sec ur not. Ends up in the fridge and everything. LOL

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Old 05-29-2007, 12:05 PM
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My hands can touch anything but themselves can touch anything but themselves... o wait.......

You know man, they call them fingers, but you never see them fing... O there they go

But daddys new medicine, which you can NEVER EVER use! lets him see and hear magical things.

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