my grandma wondered how fax machines work. she asked me, "how do they roll the paper up and send it down the wires?"
funny!

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-- "Enjoy every moment"

year - 1988 Orlando, Florida

Good friend and I standing in the parking lot of the condos we lived in stoned off our asses after school on some Incredible Acupulco Gold bud...

HIM - dazed in a monotone voice eyes wide open and fire red - "Duuuude, theres a naked guy behind youuu"

ME - baked out of my mind looking at him and laughing - "youre stoned dude, you are reeeealllyy stoned"

HIM with a shocked, scared look on his face eyes blazing red- "DUDE! theres a naked guy behind you near the dumpster he's coming over here!"

ME - laughing my ass off hysterically- "You are stoned off your ASS! whoaaa!"

HIM - grabbing me and turning me around while im laughing hysterically - "LOOOK!"

ME- in shock - "Holyshit dude theres a naked guy over there by the dumpster and he's coming this way..."

HIM- "I told you!!!..."

Me - "theres a naked dude over there climbing that fence wtf is he doing!?"

HIM -quietly looking at the guys hairy butt very disturbed - "I dont knowwww..."


Some naked guy was walking around our town and climbing fences into peoples backyards looking in their windows. The next day in the morning paper there was a write up about it - 30 people called the police the day before claiming they saw a naked man looking in their windows and/or walking down the street in the middle of town.

lmao.

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Brett Favre 1991 - 2008 ...thanks for the memories

holy shit that would freak me out.
maybe he lost his pants somewhere.

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It did freak us out and the funny thing was the guy kept walking toward us

like he wanted to have a conversation. He climbed an 8 foot wooden fence

to get to us. We just happened to be on the other side of that fence in the parking

lot stoned off our asses (what are the odds) he was pretty shocked when he saw us too lmao.

apparently he lost his pants and his mind that day

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Brett Favre 1991 - 2008 ...thanks for the memories

"I did not inhale"

Iite me and a few of my buddies were smokin out of this nice glass pipe that i had for a while...
Me: "its about time to scrape this pipe of all this resin"
Friend1: "Of all the smoke that goes through that pipe and into our lungs, i bet i've got at least five times as much resin in my lungs!"
Me: "how can we scrape out our lungs then?"
Friend2: "Shoooot, if i die, you guys can scrape my lungs and smoke my lung resin."
Everyone: "WORD."

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COL TEMPO LA FOGLIA DI GELSO DIVENTA SETA - "time and patience change the mulberry leaf to satin"

whoa that's darkside man - lung resin

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yeah still laughin bout lung resin man that is soooooo funny!!!!!!!

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i only wake up to see if my luck has changed

Haha, try having your head shut in the sliding door of a minivan, not fun.

"is there a problem occiffer?" lol