"can this thing see me?"
"nah"
"wait wait wait...... Oh my god can it?"
"hold on"
"It can, look, I'm there"
"fucking hell"
"i know, fuck dude"

we were playing with my camera phone in complete darkness and we were taking a video, the conversation seemed so serious at the time.
i recall my best mate taking a hit from the bong and coughing into it and spraying water all over the person sitting opposite him then i laughed so damn hard i fell off my chair backwards. good times.

I always liked walking south, somehow it feels like walking down hill

Treebeard is the shit, don't be pokin fun. .

..and he is the ultimate stoner hippie. protector of the forest man, come on. he works on his own timeframe, spends most of his time sleeping and walking around the forest...kicks Saruman's ass when he fucks with the forest too long, but sits and takes it until he sees there is no other choice: Saruman won't learn. damn man...lol.

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Don't let anyone tell you what you should do. Things are always simpler, and yet more complicated than they seem.

i hate finding lighters ten minutes after u found another solution for lighting up, lol

i was soo hungry after blazin once that i pulled into a arby's thinking that i pulled into the mcdonalds that was right next to it and tried to order a big mac and mcflurry.... and then when i got to the mcdonalds it sounded like it was a gay guy over the speaker and i pulled around it was a guy with a heavy british accent so i started talkn with the same accent and kept sayin "BLOODY HELL!!!" hahahahaha everyone in the car was laughing so hard.

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oh and one time while smoking with friends one of them blew a shotgun into their propel and i was like damn i wanna do that too so i did and when i drank it i was like i wonder if we water the weed plants with this if it will "propel" there growth and we started laughing, and the next day i go to check the plants and there dead i asked what happened my friend says oh i watered the plants with weed smoke and propel like u said.... i couldnt even be mad cuz i was too high to even comprehend it.. lol

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"ahh that saxophone would make a great pipe"

"YES I CANNABIS!"

YouTube - WEED HOMER

haha homer's face is funny

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"Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks."
-Thomas Jefferson

"Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high Cause you never know when you're gonna go." Nas

hahaha
Ok so this one time I'm at a pretty small party and I'm taking hits from the bong listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn - Little Wing smoking some superb headies (I think it was Hawaiian Sativa...) and some chick wants me to go into the next room with her and smoke with her and I'm like, "Sure, whatever. Let me clear my bowl though." I get in there and apparently she'd been eying me the entire time and wanted to fuck me so we did and I could tell she's a whore. I told my friends about this and they were like, "Rate her whorish-ness." So I told them, "I myself, being a magnum man, found fucking her to be a lot like fucking a bucket of room temperature water... It's wet... but why am I fucking it?"

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

aahhh, that gives me a good laugh...

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Don't let anyone tell you what you should do. Things are always simpler, and yet more complicated than they seem.

I smell like porridge!

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Ride hard, Ride long....git put away Wet each and every time....no holdin' Back.....enjoy the journey ...... cuz that's ALL there is! Walk on and walk tall folks!