one fine morning @ 6am i was heading to work in an old country side road that im pretty familiar with, anyways, i stoped in the middle of a 1 mile stretch confident that i had time to make a hole in a coke bottle to smoke hash before any cars passed in this boony part of town, anyways when i finished with my bottle i lifted my head to see a cop parked right beside me!1! i rolled down my window with the smell of burnt plastic, and he said " is there a problem " i said " nope just dropped my cigarette , had to stop" he said " so your all right? " i said " oh yeah just fine , then he left and i got baked on marocan hash!! lol THATS MY STONER STORY

sorry for posting that !! i should keep that shit to myself!!LOL

damn u got lucky haha

Heh good excuse, quick thinking

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yeah it was like in the movie ' old school ' when will ferrel is in a debate and he just says the right thing then afterwards is like " what just happened??" LOL when the cop left my heart was pounding and i didnt even realise that i had said the most perfect excuse ever!!

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staring into the psylocybic shit-abyss

i luv old school and ur right that was compleeely perfect

Nice job :P

As payback I filled a bowl halfway up with beaners an top with ganj an told him I was good an he can have the rest,,,,
The Funny part, He noticed he wasnt getting Smoke so He ripped it harder an harder each time.