post your first "stoner moment"

for me, well it wasnt me who did it

i stay in atlanta, and in 7th grade when i was buying weed for like the 3rd time i was chilling in little 5 points (if youve been here, you know what it is) and the guy i just bought pot from was in his early to mid 20s, skinny white guy with a beanie (typical college hippie type) anyway we burned with him, he got up and said (and i quote) "im going to i-hop" runs to his car, gets in and then says "wheres the steering wheel".........thats right, he got in his back seat. once he figured out where he was 30 seconds later he got in his front seat and drove off...............why i didnt try driving high until after i tried driving drunk (which is actually alot harder, ill drive stoned anytime)

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honey, i forgot to duck

the first time i got busted ass high was my junior year in highschool
like 2nd week into school, it was probably the 3rd or 4th time i ever toked
i looked at my phone to check the time and it was 10:31
i told my friend and we went back to playing our video game (Deus Ex for PC)
like 4 hours later i looked at my phone again and it was only 10:36
i look up at my friend and go "Dude! it's only been 5 minutes!" and we spend the next 5 laughing our asses off
i'd never felt such a full bodied laugh before
that only happens occasionally now when im geeking out hard... i love it though

Well idk this isnt really a good memory but still i thought it was
funny nonetheless. Well i had this little ginger friend who turned me
on to a few bowls while we were playin in the woods and whatnot,
i was like 9 at the time. Then one day i decided to go over to his
place and chill for a while. I get over there an he pretty much shoves
me in a room and opens this lil drawer with a bunch of fat roaches in it.
Well he sparks one up and hands me one so i do the same, we smoke
these lil roaches then say our farewells. Ok that was it, i left and
that was all i remember till i got home. When i DID get home i proceded
to wash dishes,and i was crying while i did it..no idea why

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First grow
http://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/129062-earlytokers-late-nlxskunk-grow.htm

One of those 'stoner moments' that happens when you're completely sober:

A couple of friends and I were driving to this bowling alley. My friends holds up her empty McDonald's sweet tea cup, looks at the bowling alley, and says, "Dude. Do you think they'll refill this? 'Cause that would be awwwesome." That shit had us rolling all afternoon.

I was in high school, out late after curfew. Guy friend of mine and I were down the road from my house catching a buzz. I had only smoked a few times before that and didn't know what to expect, really. I swore up and down I didn't feel anything, so my friend drove me home. I opened his truck door, put my foot to the ground and promptly fell on my ass. My legs didn't work.

My friend walked me up to the door and I couldn't find my keys. He had to ring the doorbell. Interior light comes on and my dad answers the door. Friend says, "here's your daughter. I wanted to make sure she got home safe." He gave me a push on the back and I fell in the door.

I was grounded for a while after that. That guy is still one of my best friends. My dad still hates him.

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A girly-girl's first closet CFL grow of mystery bagseed

I was 15 riding in the car with my homeboy and it was about 2am. I was wearing a white tshirt and he had slammed on the breaks about 30 minutes earlier while i was rolling up a blunt and i didnt realize that i had pot all over my shirt. So we get pulled over and 2 cops get out and come to the windows, one on my side and one on his. So he taps on the window with his flashlight and tells me to roll it down so i did. Starts shining the light all over the place and in my face(you know how pigs do) but anyways he leans down and looks me in the eye and says "son.....you been smoking marijuana this evening?" so i immeadiatley say "no sir not me." He kinda laughs and says "well thats pretty funny considering you get enough on your shirt there to roll a nice doobie." I was so fucking stoned so i start laughing to at the thought of the cop saying doobie because that was just hillarious at the moment and it seemed like he was gonna be pretty cool since he was joking and whatnot but then he gets us out of the car and handcuffs us both and lectures us about smoking pot and if he ever catches us again were going to jail. He eventually let us go after about 45 minutes.

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hahaha. whoops. You only do things like that once. Some lessons you have to learn the hard way.

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A girly-girl's first closet CFL grow of mystery bagseed

same goes for you, or does it?? you did that again didnt you??? lol

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I found a way to sneak in the back door from there on out. I don't think my parents ever figured out it was pot. I think they thought I was experimenting with drinking.

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A girly-girl's first closet CFL grow of mystery bagseed

id rather my kids smoke pot than drink. When my kids turn 16 im gonna straight up tell them daddy smokes pot if they dont already know and tell them if they want to smoke or drink than its fine by me as long as they do it at home. I feel like thats the best way to go about it because they are gonna get into it eventually and id rather them be safe.

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